"I will become a Christian."
One of Rollo’s finer moments.
What is it with these Christians? Always wanting to get our fierce vikings soaking wet…
Today in Middle-Earth: Bilbo leaves the Shire (September 22nd, 3019 T.A.)
‘I am old, Gandalf. I don’t look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed!’ he snorted. ‘Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can’t be right. I need a change, or something.’
Gandalf looked curiously and closely at him. ‘No, it does not seem right,’ he said thoughtfully. ‘No, after all I believe your plan is probably the best.’
‘Well, I’ve made up my mind, anyway. I want to see mountains again, Gandalf – mountains; and then find somewhere where I can rest. In peace and quiet, without a lot of relatives prying around, and a string of confounded visitors hanging on the bell. I might find somewhere where I can finish my book. I have thought of a nice ending for it: and he lived happily ever after to the end of his days.’
Gandalf laughed. ‘I hope he will. But nobody will read the book, however it ends.’
a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all
ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top
i made this for myself (asked help from facebook friends) but i think maybe it will help someone else too
Part 2 of my Hobbit texts, AKA “Someone takes the internet away from me already”. Part 1 is here.
More Thorin here, because I didn’t give him his deserved screentime in the first part.
Also, Queen!Thorin and Queen!Thranduil because I regret nothing.
yo, ho haul together, hoist the colours high
heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die
This is my favourite part of the whole movie.
"Hey Figwit, you were so popular in LOTR we want you to come back for a cameo in this film."
*Spends entire shoot throwing food at his face*
'fucking dwarves, why did I come back for this'
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember