Where dark things sleep



"I will become a Christian."

One of Rollo’s finer moments.

What is it with these Christians? Always wanting to get our fierce vikings soaking wet…

via oneiriad · originally by hadhodrim


Today in Middle-Earth: Bilbo leaves the Shire (September 22nd, 3019 T.A.)

‘I am old, Gandalf. I don’t look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed!’ he snorted. ‘Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can’t be right. I need a change, or something.’

Gandalf looked curiously and closely at him. ‘No, it does not seem right,’ he said thoughtfully. ‘No, after all I believe your plan is probably the best.’

‘Well, I’ve made up my mind, anyway. I want to see mountains again, Gandalf – mountains; and then find somewhere where I can rest. In peace and quiet, without a lot of relatives prying around, and a string of confounded visitors hanging on the bell. I might find somewhere where I can finish my book. I have thought of a nice ending for it: and he lived happily ever after to the end of his days.’

Gandalf laughed. ‘I hope he will. But nobody will read the book, however it ends.’

via tothless · originally by areddhels


a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top



a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

via tothless · originally by ruinleon
"There are accepted revolutions, revolutions which are called revolutions; there are refused revolutions, which are called riots."
— Les Miserables Volume 5, Book 1, Chapter 20 (via rrosejonathanselavy)
via suzywire · originally by rrosejonathanselavy


i made this for myself (asked help from facebook friends) but i think maybe it will help someone else too 

via sarah-yyy · originally by muura


Part 2 of my Hobbit texts, AKA “Someone takes the internet away from me already”. Part 1 is here.

More Thorin here, because I didn’t give him his deserved screentime in the first part.

Also, Queen!Thorin and Queen!Thranduil because I regret nothing.

via mr-fili · originally by purrrkwood

yo, ho haul together, hoist the colours high
heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die

via mr-fili · originally by shakespearr



This is my favourite part of the whole movie.

"Hey Figwit, you were so popular in LOTR we want you to come back for a cameo in  this film."
*Spends entire shoot throwing food at his face*

'fucking dwarves, why did I come back for this'

via haldirsbow · originally by anunexpectedhotdwarf


forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

via northern-she-wolf · originally by gaypee



we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret


via northern-she-wolf · originally by jpgay